theusername3thousand:

Preston:

Good. Good! Welcome aboard. I feel like this is a whole new start for the Minutemen, and the Commonwealth, too.

Sole Survivor:

Preston:

Don’t worry, I’ll be right beside you all the way… General.

Sole Survivor:

hollyjollyespeon:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

asbesitos:

asbesitos:

pics that make you go harrumph

pyxicephalus:

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

name him. name your son

powerfrog:

cmder:

powerfrog:

BongWater

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

dinkywinks:

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours