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I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping
I can help. Try & describe it.
Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight
…. a worm ?
OH, WORM??
“Gamers are using all our data bandwidth!” and other shit internet execs say to avoid their service responsibilities
I like that even though they changed him from his satan suit to a friendly dad sweater, Andrew Wilson still looks like the type of guy who hunts human beings for sport.
i’m looking up wigs for a cosplay, and i stumbled upon this absolute gem
like. each word makes it funnier, i’m dying
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