#unmodified human dropkicking a helicopter
#recall that this is also the dude who took a knife to a gunfight and came away with a big goddamn gun
Actual falcons hunt by dropping down and literally kicking their target in one shot.
He literally falcon punched a fucking helicopter
Just realized I had heard plenty about John Mulaney’s wife, but never seen her. So:
You’re welcome.
And here are some pictures of them at Radio City Music Hall.


people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted





















