orteil42:

creamchis:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

this post ruined my life. everyone thinks im a innocent child because i overreacted on purpose for humor. ive gotten so many messages calling me a smol innocent bean. please let me die.

stupidente:

windows-98:

windows-98:

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

there is NOTHING shameful about this

that’s how they flavor la croix

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

mugica:

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

we are almost there folks

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

Let me win, you fool.

is this how we play this game? very well.

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.