my last rational brain cell trying to convince my paranoid
superstitious ass that my bad luck is unrelated to the position of the
planets, the time of year, the number of crows on my roof, or my star
sign:
straight people really have no taste when it comes to horror films. like, at all! you ask a gay person what some of their favorite horror movies are, they’ll give you iconic masterpieces like scream, it follows, the others, evil dead, don’t breathe, hereditary, etc. you ask a straight person what some of their favorite horror movies are, they give you some shit like…. paranormal activity??????? the purge??????? the conjuring????? straights don’t care about horror movies with good writing and character depths. they just wanna see mediocre writing and overused jumpscares.
listen, there have been over 200 episodes of the x-files, a handful of which were actual parody episodes… but nothing will ever compare to the unintentional comedy of this fucking scene right here
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