Owning a cat means having to ensure that every single piece of furniture you own – including the individual shelves thereof – can survive having ten pounds of meat slam into it from a height of six feet.
Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
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