poolsofchrome:

Sunken gods now drown in dust

lmaonade:

my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard

coelasquid:

momfricker:

megamanfour:

momfricker:

fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras

Prove it

Counter;

snowradish:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

papifromdablock:

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

hermann-thotlieb:

And they were drift compatible

Oh my god they were drift compatible

genderflaccid:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

very–harry:

werbly:

Please… for the love of god.. what’s under the sticker

itsjustabutton:

thebootydiaries:

itsjustabutton:

thebootydiaries:

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  🐱

u know what i’d rather die

THEN PEWISH