Sunken gods now drown in dust
my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard
fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras
Prove it
Counter;
Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !
Me after 7 tequila shots:
This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand
if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette
And they were drift compatible
Oh my god they were drift compatible
Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
That’s conk creat babey!!!!!
Please… for the love of god.. what’s under the sticker

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔
im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu
get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew! 🐱
u know what i’d rather die
THEN PEWISH







