[some point in the future, when they’re pro heroes]
Deku: Kacchan! Uraraka’s been kidnapped by a villain!
Bakugou: yeah so fucking what
Deku: Wha- Aren’t you worried? Don’t you want to rescue her?! She’s your girlfriend!
Bakugou: it’s takeout night
Deku: ???????????
[Uraraka bursts in- scuffed up and covered in blood that may or may not be her own- beaming cheerfully as she raises two plastic bags of food into the air like trophies]
Uraraka: IT’S TAKEOUT NIGHT