siryouarebeingmocked:

gservator:

2kittensinacup:

sketchmagetch:

lemondemon:

nemfrog:

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

*squealing intensifies*

We cannot get out. The end comes soon. The ground shakes… We hear squeals,

squeals

in the deep. They are coming. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.