overwatch: the experience

ubercharge:

including friendly faces such as

• pro genji instalock, m1 only, ults at 20 hp and dies immediately after unsheathing his blade
• hanzo instalock, only gets kills with scatter
• ana scope only, no hipshots, no bio, no dart
• s76 who ults into a matrix AND rein/orisa shield setup
• bastion who doesn’t get up even though there are six pharah rockets flying directly at their face
• mccree using fth from half the map away, rolls off a cliff
• that GOD TIER hanzo on the enemy team who is clearly smurfing or just really good depending on the elo you’re playing in
• that GOD TIER widow on the enemy team into whose los you just cannot walk or you die instantly
• guy who switches to widow to counter enemy widow and does a spectacularly terrible job of it but still doesn’t switch off
• really good dps player using a speech bubble spray or ‘you are not prepared’ spray
• dude whose microphone might actually be a toaster
• suffering healer spamming ‘group up’ command, watching rest of team trickle onto the point to die one by one
• guy who goes afk to eat or to check on his chicken in the oven
• shimada duoqueue getting a whopping total of 5 kills combined
• dps trioqueue
• mei who walls teammate in with the enemy team and never unwalls
• girl who picks mercy, greets team in comms, to be greeted back with cries of “oh of course the girl picks mercy” and/or “are you a GIRL?”
• rein who’s always charging off the cliff and pinning nobody with it
• pharah who fights the enemy turret and never wins
• doomfist fisting into the enemy team and losing the 1v6 so quickly even your 60+fps can’t keep up with how fast he died
• sombra who doesn’t hack the health packs and wonders why team is complaining about her picking sombra
• mercy who flies into the entire enemy team and blames own team for not protecting her
• torbjorn