saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

internetromance:

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

michelletheeditor:

Has anyone made anthropomorphized versions of Fyre Festival and Dashcon and shipped them together yet? Because I feel like that’s something that needs to happen. Like one’s this super rich snobby kid and the other is a quiet, obsessive fanchild and they’re both complete disasters and turns out they’re perfect for each other.

This paragraph wouldn’t be able to exist if not for late stage capitalism

@michelletheeditor don’t listen to this bimbo, you are valid

Can you follow me around and add this disclaimer anytime I speak to anyone