Leading The Resistance: eBaum’s World Is Offering Exclusive Access To An Unreleased ‘Salad Fingers’ Episode For Anyone Who Brings Them The Scalp Of A Nazi
Okay, this is seriously awesome.
Every day, more and more companies commit themselves to resisting the despicable racism America saw white nationalists preaching in Charlottesville two weekends ago. However, one business in particular has taken the lead in demonstrating how companies can effectively pledge their resources to the cause: EBaum’s World is offering exclusive access to an unreleased Salad Fingers episode for anyone who brings them the scalp of a Nazi.
Incredible. EBaum’s World is single-handedly setting the pace for how businesses can help fight fascism!
The long-running viral-content website announced on its homepage today that any user who mails or hand-delivers a detached Nazi scalp to its San Francisco headquarters will be granted access to a never-before-seen installment of the popular mid-2000s webseries Salad Fingers. Each scalp will have to be verified as a genuine Nazi before a download code will be issued to the scalper to prevent people from scalping non-Nazis then shaving a fascist haircut into the scalp.
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