Real Sibling Things™ courtesy of the mcelroys

unidentifiedspoon:

• middle sibling hitting everyone
• sibling A telling sibling B what to say on the phone, sibling B repeatedly telling sibling A to shut up
• older sibling(s) doing a Thing and leaving younger sibling clueless
• conversation devolving into ‘fuck you’ ‘fuck YOU’
• spontaneous madlibs
• knowing immediately when it is time to Run
• ‘what are you saying?? headphones. i have headphones on i can’t- what are you even saying? i can’t hear you’
• swinging any and all stick-like objects at each other pretty much immediately after acquiring them
• ‘you look like a [insert].’ ‘you look like [insert].’ ‘no, you look like [insert].’
• [phone call/conversation ends] IN PERFECT UNISON: ‘WHAT THE FUCK’