Guy getting off the elevator: oh my goodness how long you been working her?
Me looking oblivious: uhhh…probably like nine months maybe?
Guy: maaaan I must be slippin I thought I’d met all the pretty girls who worked here
the snort I made broke the sound barrier dude was a little too charming
is it sad that i know exactly which guy this was
got some charmers up in this hospital
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