cerastes:

What EA, company that is completely disconnected with its main demographic, people that play video games, believes ‘gamer’ talk is like: “Could use the EXP, heh.”

What people on comms while playing video games actually are like: “…and that’s when he started telling me to get the manager, and he was being a colossal dick throughout this whole thing. A thing he didn’t know, though, is that the cashier next to my station was my manager, and he was just intently looking at us, witnessing every single rude comment this little shit threw at me for not giving him my num– piece of shit, I got a legendary but it’s a repeat –my number, and when he called for my manager, I just saw this shine in his eyes, like it was his time to rip open his asshole, he was WAITING for this. Anyways, I am getting my shit pushed in, heal me please.”