slimetony:

artfulaveryhofferd:

ryangoslingofficial:

edward-glock40-hands:

sidearmsandstarwars:

myleg:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it

To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor

that still doesn’t answer anything

Chicago pizza…bitch you got dominos that you ate off of nasty ass dildo floor.

^^^^^
dead.
Literally my exact response. Bitch never even had anything close to Chicago pizza

No that’s Chicago pizza lmao you’ve never even been to Chicago

So we’re just gonna let the dildo thing slide huh

It won’t slide around it has a suction cup base