What Your Overwatch Main Says About You

Genji: You need healing
McCree: You meme loving fuck
Pharah: You take immense pleasure knowing the other team has to change their entire comp to counter you
Reaper: 3edgy5me
Soldier 76: COD man
Sombra: Everyone hates you, including you, I’m so sorry
Tracer: Probably Scout main in TF2, annoying gnat who won’t leave me the fuck alone
Bastion: Innocent in all of this, you deserve that potg
Hanzo: Completely aware that someone hates you no matter what your skill level
Junkrat: “Aiming’s overrrated”
Mei: The Devil doesn’t reside in human souls, it resides in that cold, adorable empty husk of a person
Torbjorn: The five of you don’t deserve that potg
Widowmaker: Likes sniping more than winning
D.Va: Takes no prisoners
Orisa: Wants to win but hates playing Reinhardt
Reinhardt: Lovely and nice person who is not above destorying the innocent
Roadhog: Loves Ilios, loves murdering squishies
Winston: Switches heroes because the team comp sucks, a true team player
Zarya: Secretly the best player in the match
Ana: Likes winning more than sniping
Lucio: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
Mercy: Hates everyone, including Jeff Kaplan, is losing or has lost faith in humanity
Symmetra: She’s a killer queen, dynamite with a laserbeam
Zenyatta: Looks chill on the outside, is definitely not chill on the inside

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