Kirishima: I failed my safety course today.
Bakugou: What happened?
Kirishima: Well, one of the questions was, “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Bakugou: And?
Kirishima: Apparently, “fucking large ones,” wasn’t the right answer.

fatdemoman:

thok-ast-thok:

honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:

  • the implausible backstories
  • the stage names
  • the exaggerated personae
  • how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight
  • the highly specific and long-running rivalries
  • the nonsensical timeline
  • how half the cast has “died” and then come back
  • how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for

and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative