1dietcokeinacan:

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

literallybyronic:

toddhowardxreader:

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

the post, the picture, and then op’s url was a 1-2-3 uppercut combo that literally knocked me unconscious

academicssay:

Active voice: I loved your book

Passive voice: Your book was loved

Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you felt the need to write a book

galvanists:

galvanists:

lol robots don’t need titties!!

this is the only possible valid response