theoctopusnods

charmsandpandas:

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

mellific:

“trying to get downtown? you might need to make a few transfers…“

tryingtoridyoufrommybones:

Be patient and tough

pixels-after-dark:

bob-artist:

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

timbllr:

via weheartit

mochidoodle:

hi “I don’t have a crush on her,” I’m dad

jademerien:

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srhuevos:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

stick your dick in it

unabashedlybi:

heauxsettastoned:

parthenogenon:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

10knotes:

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.