cmder:

scarededamus:

Horny in Maine

stephen king’s latest best seller

lordvoldetit:

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

therainbowhero:

kayliemalinza:

jedimagnus:

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

another–overwatch–blog:

75% of Junkensteins Revenge involves THE REAPER

boxfours:

OH BIG MOOD LANE