naissence:

61below:

racingbarakarts:

myblogisnotinteresting:

racingbarakarts:

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

Yeet the geese

YEESE

sexycraisinthanos:

asciencegay:

buckysoldatbarnes:

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

To be fair Chris Evans added it to be funny

Tom Hardy did it because he knows how to radiate “bisexual disaster” energy