theoctopusnods

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

cursedcatimages:

sneakyfeets:

qweefs:

my favorite skyrim glitch is when you walk into your own house and ur wife says “ur not supposed to be here” like damn whatd i do

Babe you have a dentist appt at 1:30

berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

heathergayson:

fuck gemsonas we create our own silent hill trauma monsters like men now

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

flynnisthename:

topazpearl:

akamxru:

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward