God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
My message is being delivered properly now
me: today i will play video game
*turns on video game*
me:
Big ol snail: *dies*
Hermit Crab:
Shuri, kicking down T’Challa’s door at 3am: I have a.. stop screaming it’s me. I have a new update for your suit.
somebody: i changed urls–
me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:










