more sketchy fantasy au because god damn it gives me life

dark iron giant

lizardcister:

you go
i stay

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

force-of-will:

when I was 13 I would have idolized Dave Strider and I think that says a lot about how I’ve grown as a person

I think this is the best possible description of Dave actually

miyku:

“Shield bash no longer goes through barriers.”

@BadPachimarii

fortzancudo:

sorry yall

http://theoctopusnods.tumblr.com/post/180130507072/audio_player_iframe/theoctopusnods/tumblr_p3vvt9uXOK1sqtnyq?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p3vvt9uXOK1sqtnyqo1.mp3

wolfwarrior142:

the-edge-marquess:

iguanamouth:

dan-mcneely:

I mean it makes sense. It’s canon that

A) Humans are actually related to Pokémon, that we were one and the same, and Pokémon-Human marriages used to be common in older times (Canalave Library, Sinnoh)

B) Breeding mechanics results in a child of the mother’s species, with the father only contributing egg moves

So it’s conceivable that not only does Mr Mime fuck, but he can produce viable offspring with humans, and Ash is the son of a Mr Mime.

WHAT IS THIS CURSED SHIT LOLOLOL