me: *on my laptop*
windows: *having a nervous meltdown* ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER????WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE????? TODAY AT 7:00 PM????? TOMORROW AT 5:50 AM??????? CAN YOU DO IT NOW????? MAKE A DECISION IMMEDIATELY OR GOD SO HELP ME
not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression.
“would you kill me my love?”
“for wakanda? No question.”
a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”
ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean
this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero
i guess if skype is going to offer me rpg-style dialogue tree options it’s only right that they include one that gets the player character punched in the face
me: what the hell is wrong with me
brain: here’s a repressed memory that explains a lot of things
me: Well Lock It Back Up?? Did I Ask For All That????
someone remind me to delete overwatch from my pc tomorrow 👍
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