Detective Pikachu describing a cup of quality black coffee is something I did not know I needed.
It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing
Me: ok whatever another anime game ad
This man: *fingerblasts the absolute unholy fuck out of this poor girls left breast*
♪♫ Old MacDonald had…
…enough.
with a titty out and everything
tits: out
netflix: questioning
I am forcibly removed from a lethargic state of binge-watching
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