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juanmaodepp:

🐍

chipotlebear:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

Some people are too good for this world

mimeblood:

I can’t fucking comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

pazdispenser:

libertybill:

Booster seat

bitch thats his battery

sapphicxena:

am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

krabat2:

laundry day

My Printstore：[ Redbubble ]

nootie:

im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it

ficcyshit:

Oh my god. If I wasn’t gay before, this would have finished the job.

pure:

pure:

Yeah it’s cool to pretend you hate this site despite logging in via oxygen mask every day like a coward but I’m gonna miss this site when it tanks. Never have I interacted with a piece of media that is this entertaining and outrageous. It’s historical.

Tumblr’s polarity is truly only outmatched by Twitter to me. There are amazing and creative people here and then there are demons and scoundrels and the insane amount of micro-societies created by both would make any sociologist have a field day. You are always two degrees of separation away from mind-blowing confusion if you click any link on your dashboard. The constant stimulation…is terrifying.