theoctopusnods

neilnevins:

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

taidstick:

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The most sacred and intimate of relationships

toddnet:

just two bros. two dudes. just fellas. two pals. just friends. just buddies. j

two-drink-amy:

Have you ever seen anything more relatable?

leptys:

leptys:

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

batbitequeen:

neproxrezi:

why is “woman with meat cleaver in poison swamp” a recurring staple of every souls game

lesbian representation

wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

hyper focus anxiety but times ten :^)