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stonegolem:

@parliamentrook

correct

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

thestateonmtv:

furrypost-generator:

doc-and-mharti:

I’m at a furry rave and someone brought out a Jeb Bush cutout?????? Not pictured: the furries chanting “JEB! JEB! JEB!” every time the bass drops

what timeline am I in

I hope barbara bush can see this in the afterlife

barbara bush saw this and it’s what killed her

leagueofslayage:

i’ve never seen a more me photo

knotpuncher:

my last 2 braincells

girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

egberts:

r2djew:

egberts:

listen, i know the sun is not going to expand and implode in my lifetime but i am still terrified of the concept

Listen… About 10,000 light-years away from here Eta Carinae may have already exploded into a hypernova and if it did and the light reaches Earth in our lifetime it will light up the southern hemisphere like a second moon day and night for a while.

Don’t trust space….

sarahmascarah:

didiwompus:

bird-ring:

I don’t even care about overwatch I just love that we’ve progressed to a point where we can post memes without captions or words and know exactly what is being communicated. It’s fantastic. I love love love what is happening