vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

šŸ…±ļøLIZZARD šŸ…±ļøLEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

ā€œA female russian heroā€ Yes good

ā€œShe would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47sā€ FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

ā€œHer ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47sā€