me when I try to drive west with no sunglasses at 6:45pm

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

doncarlosi:

ananswer:

synthot:

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

mundanemerman:

theprettyboysclub:

2rsquared:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

fudgeappleart:

I love these two

suckmydicknewyorker:

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted