theoctopusnods

it-is-trash-time-kiddos:

ttaakitz:

garbagebagger:

fruit-butt:

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

janecrocker:

e8luhs:

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:

skunkmemther:

crtter:

omgkalyppso:

lordnotcrossing:

At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

Don’t forget.

Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:

can we even be sure that anyone in Animal Crossing is an animal at all?

They really were furries all along

he-was-number-wan:

propertyofdeduction:

Are you a

A) Nintendo Switch

B) Nintendo Dom

C) Nintendo Sub

thebootydiaries:

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

jedihighcouncil: